Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Brah-Verb 3

Bro, lemme drop some knowledge on you
and give these words mad respect,
Cause this will give you extra years in the gym
as well as swoll your soul.

Always show love and be true to your bros.
Grip them like the bar on your 7th rep,
maybe even ink them on your pecs.
Because God looks out for a guy
Who looks after his bros.

So trust God, the ultimate bro,
Do not attempt to be your own wingman in life
But let God be your wingman for everything
You he will bring you mad hotties.

Trust your bro God to know what's best for you,
And He warns you to stay away from the haters.
Listening to God is like having cardio and lifting
in the same workout.

You gotta share your coin with your bros
If you buy table service, give your bro the first Jaegerbomb
Then everyone knows you're a'ight,
And the females will gravitate towards a generous bro.

And don't get all butt hurt if your Bro sets you straight
Don't hate them if they stop you acting like a fool.
Because true bros got your back,
and don't want you to end up in jail for some dumb s**t.

A real bro doesn't stay ignorant,
they write their paper before they party.
Because no one likes an idiot,
The ladies love a guy with knowledge
Plus, it makes your workouts more productive,
and helps you focus on gaining that tough mass,
So you'll look really good,
and everyone will be jelly of your sick arms.
And you will reach Bro-fillment
and every day will be like Friday night.
So don't be stupid,
or else everyone will hate you bro.

Because God ain't dumb brah,
he knows his s**t,
he invented Affliction shirts,
and armband tats.

So seriously bro, don't be be a loudmouth a** hole,
Think before you pop off,
because you can piss off the wrong guy
and if your bros aren't around to get your back,
you could get jumped in some club,
by some sorry a** haters who don't even lift.
But if you play it cool,
you can easily gank that punk's woman.
Because she wants a guy with huge traps,
and is only 6 hourse short of a soc degree.
As long as you stay true to your bros,
They always have your back, yo.

So don't hold out on your bros
when it's time to show them love.
Don't be like "Bro,
I'm in a dry spell, Imma take a run at that girl"
When you know your bro is also in a dry spell.
Don't talk s**t about your bro,
even if he pisses you off.
Don't even be hating on a bro,
when he always gives you mad props.

And don't start bulls**t fights,
just because you're swolled from the gym.

God didn't give you that tank top,
just to have some p***y tear it when you try to throw down.
What good is your face if it's all wrecked?
Guys with all of their teeth are the ones who pull.
God hates on the haters,
and he shows respect to those who are up at dawn, putting in work.
Suckers get shamed,
And true bros get props.






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