Brah-Verb 18

1. A douche is only looking out for himself,
trying to start fights and s**t, just to act like he's all hard.

2. A guy like that doesn't want any brah-ledge,
but he finnin to tell you that he knows everything.

3. If you get all jelly, hate is gonna build in you,
and you get all butt hurt, and that'll straight wreck you dude.

4. If some guy is jelly of your game, you can't even trust the s**t he says,
but a true bro is rock solid...like these abs son!

5. Don't even give these punk a** douches the time of day,
because they presence poisons your bro-gram, like a carbo load.

6. A hater's mouth brings nothing but drama to the crew,
and his face invites a sock full of quarters in a dark corner.

7. That dude's mouth is gonna get him wrecked mang!
And that drama straight up bro-ffends the bro-ly spirit.

8. And don't let your bros start loving this drama neither, son,
y'all can't stand back while they bask in it like an hour of free tanning.

9. If you think you can just skip leg day and do cardio,
You fixin to wreck your pump, son.

10. The name of Bruh-hova keeps your bros tight,
and true bros come to you seeking brah-ledge

11. The haters thinks cash and cars will bring him respect,
but ain't no Benz tight enough to roll with them douches.

12. Before a guy gets wrecked, he struts around like he's all that,
but true brah-nor comes to those who put in work with the crew.

13. To turn on your bros before hearing them out?
That's straight trippin brah.

14. A bro can deal with getting shot down by some strange,
but getting your back stabbed by a bro, man, that's bro-pocalyptic

15. Your bro is solid if he's always seeking brah-ledge,
and the rest of your crew will reach for the highest of fives.

16. A fist bump shows your bros,
That you're a dude who likes to share the love, son.

17. You might believe some lies people be spreading about your bro,
until you talk to him, and he sets all that bull s**t straight.

18. Let the brah-ssembly handle a beef between you and your boy,
that keeps y'all from throwing hands and wrecking s**t up.

19. If your bro gets punked, you gotta help him set it straight, mang.
Bros united behind him can't even be stopped.

20. Your bros brah-sper from your respect and love, no homo.
Party on, cause you always have true bros behind you.

21. The s**t you say can either make a bro, or just wreck him.
People respect what a true bro says about his crew.

22. If you go and find yourself a decent woman who treats you right, jeah?
she'll get mad love from your bros, because they know what's good on you.

23. A young bro who's striving looks for a brah-pportunity,
while a hater just tries to clown that dude.

24. If you don't have good bros at your back, you'll get busted on,
but bros are like family, and they never let you struggle solo.

Brah-Verb 11

1. Bro-hova knows if you be slacking on the bench,
hit them weights hard to get your burn on, bruh.

2. But acting like you the s**t will just cause brah-blems,
know your role, and be part of the bro-lution.

3. Doing right by your bros is what gets you respect,
but hating on your boys gets you bounced from the crew.

4. Stacking all the paper in the world won't keep you from getting rolled on,
if you don't have bros at your back who love you, no homo.

5. Those who bro-bey these words will never get checked,
while liars and knobs are fixing to get dissed.

6. A righteous brah is always welcomed in the crib,
while the douche has a date with xHamster on Saturday night

7. Don't even matter how much coin you make brah,
#YOLO

8. A true Bro-hemian is backed by his bros when the s**t goes down,
while the haters get they face rearranged.

9. Haters always be telling lies to bring down your game,
but through brah-ledge, you keep that swiggity.

10. When your bro pulls a hottie, the crew goes off the chain,
and when the douche gets shot down, everyone's like "told ya".

11. Only by bringing in solid brahs, is a crew tight.
If you let in haters, you straight gonna drown in drama,

12. Never talk s**t about your bros to the crew,
even if they done wrong, you say it to his face if it needs saying.

13. Don't be the guy who rats out your bro to his girlfriend,
if she asks if he was with you, no matter what, he was with you.

14. Through lack of love, your bros fall apart.
bro-premancy is gained through respect in the crew.

15. Don't try and pick fights over some chick you just met.
grinding up on her on the floor don't make her your wife.

16. A woman who keeps it real with you is a keeper,
so why you gotta play just to hit it and quit it?

17. If you want respect, you have to give respect,
if you think you're the s**t just because you drive a Benz, it's gonna get keyed.

18. A real player isn't a guy who needs to lie to pull chicks,
if you have game, you can pull a good woman, not just crays and butterfaces.

19. A true bro-liever will be honored by his boys,
while a fake will get c**k punched.

20. Bruh-hova knows if you're flexing on your bros girl,
so don't be dumb, and treat her like your sister.

21. You gotta know, a hater will eventually get checked,
while those who show love rule the club.

22. Even if she hot, don't try and pull some chick who's banged half the crew,
After so many drinks, the bottle's gonna have backwash, brah.

23. Respecting your bros will earn you respect back,
while being fake will get you bounced like a fat kid playing dodge ball.

24. Whatever is yours, is also your bros'.
If you hold out on them, you'll get no love.

25. Because sharing is caring bruh,
and your boys will remember and always get your back.

26. It's just raw to never put in with your boys,
without it, how are you supposed to bro down?

27. Giving respect is a brah-pportunity to get respect,
and hating is she surest way to get brah-stracized.

28. If you think your cash is more important than your bros, that's a fail bruh.
Only those that put bros before dough are winning.

29. If you disrespect the crew, they ain't gonna have your back.
Because suckers can't roll with true bros.

30. The path to brah-sperity is obeying your bros,
a good bro is your wingman for the game called life, son.

31. Since a true bro gets so much love,
just think how dumb a haters is to ignore that s**t?

Brah-Verb 24

Shot 20

1. Shake off the haters, you feel?
Don't even think you wanna roll with them.
2. They just keep talking s**t about people, cuz,
and they'll get they a** kicked soon enough.

Shot 21

3. You build your crew through Brah-ledge,
and you only ride with the bros you tightest with.
4. And your crew will share mad respect,
and all the women will table up with y'all.

Shot 22

5. You chisel out that bod on the table, not on the bench,
Cause if you gonna get swolled up, you gotta know dat nutrition, son!
6. And if you're gonna get a serious pump,
you better have your bros on the spot.

Shot 23

7. Some guys just be too dumb to be true bros,
All you need to do is listen to the dumb a** shit they say.

Shot 24

8. Whoever gets behind your back and talks s**t
is a straight up hater, bruh.
9. And haters always show they true colors,
So don't even let them get you mad.

Shot 25

10. If you bail on your bros when they need you,
You a straight up busta, mang.
11. If someone is getting up in your bro's face,
You need to set him straight before the crew messes him up.
12. But if you're all like "I didn't even know the crew needed me, brah!"
the Bro-ly spirit knows you straight lying to your bros.
Your bros always got your back, and now they know you soft,
you think they gonna have your back next time?

Shot 26

13. Go ahead and get yourself a decent girl, jeah?
Because a fine woman is always bro-moted by your bros.
14. And your crew is tight like that relationship, kid.
And you needs to know, that you have to show love to both,
or else you'll wind up busted.

Shot 27

15. If your boy is about to pull a fine one,
don't roll up trying to block his piece.
16. Because even if you stomp his game, he'll rally,
but yo a** will still be going home, pud in hand.

Shot 28

17. Don't even be clowning on a hater,
when they finally get slapped, why you gotta laugh?
18. Bro-hova sees that s**t, and knows you a hater now,
and guess what, now you gonna get wrathed on, Bro-seph.

Shot 29

19. You don't even need to get all pissed at a jealous female,
even when suckers believe her bull s**t.
20. Because real bros won't pay her no mind,
and she'll be stuck trying to hit up some broke a** joke.

Shot 30

21. Respect the game and the Bro-ly spirit
and keep away from the haters and suckas.
22. Because they don't have no respect
And they buy all they clothes at Wal-Mart and s**t.

Additional Brah-ledge

23. This is also how you need to live, Ram-bro:

Don't always side with your woman
24. Cause if she be saying "You bros are hating on me", and you agree with her,
your boys will know that you put your screw before the crew.
25. Because true brahs won't run s**t about your woman,
unless they straight up tell it to your face, mang.

26. A true crew
Is like the highest of fives.

27. Put in work at the gym,
and fill out that shirt, Bro-sevelt.
Then you're ready to run game.

28. Don't turn against a bro, unless they straight up wronged you,
cause you supposed to have they back, Bro-meo.
29. Don't be like "I'm jelly that he's stacking paper."
Don't hit the bench if you can't lift the bar, bruh.

30. I'm rolling through the club packed with idiots,
they're all gaming up on butterfaces and trolls.
31. These cats have, like, no muscle definition,
and they dress like their moms is playing a sick joke on their a**
but they think they have game with a chickenhead hanging off them.
32. And I took the brah-poruntiy,
to learn some brah-ledge:
33. You think you too good to slip? You can chill for a day?
Just carb up and take a vacation from the gym, bro-heim?
34. No trip. You start losing your game, and it's already gone,
So don't bro-crastinate on your self.

Brah-Verb 23

Shot 7

1. A'ight bro, when you finna to take a girl out,
ain't no excuse to cheat on your strength bro-gram.
2. So you think you're gonna start crushing carbs?
You might as well just go straight up cardio from now on, yo.
3. And don't even get tricked into splitting some dessert,
unless it's like pure protein, bro-tein.

Shot 8

4. Look mang, don't even be flashing your gold rope in front of haters.
Cause you ain't the hot s**t you think you is.
5. Cause if you swag too hard on some dude strappin,
that rope might just take a walk with him bruh,
and ain't none of your boys trying to get shot over your dumb a** chain.

Shot 9

6. Brah, if your bro bought a bottle to share with the ladies,
don't even be trying to drink on that, you feel me?
7. You don't wanna be the cat,
who is trying to scavenge in our bro-ings on.
He be all like, "You needs to hit this bro!",
but his a** didn't even put in.
8. Cause then your boy who bought it will think you trippin,
plus, all the girlies will dry up.  Damn!

Shot 10

9. Don't even waste your time with b***h a** haters,
cause they just try and tear down that swiggity.

Shot 11

10. No need to hate on older bros,
or even one man wolfpacks who roll without a crew,
11. Cause check it, the Bro-ly spirit rolls with them,
If they game strong enough.

Shot 12

12. Yo, your bros know what's best for you, jeah?
so let them lay down their Brah-ledge.

Shot 13

13. If one of your bros gets out of line, you gotta check his a**
He ain't gonna lose respect if you the one who sets him straight.
14. Because if you let him start s**t with the crew,
He's prolly gonna get that a** whooped on.

Shot 14

15. A'ight son, if you take the brah-pportunity to learn from your bros,
Then you will get much love from me, no homo.
16. And you will get all that respect from yo boys,
when you prove yourself to the crew.

Shot 15

17. Even if they got you all mad, don't try and be a hater, bruh.
Because Bro-hova doesn't have time to deal with hateful bull s**t.
18. Because your place is witch yo boys, k?
And if you roll with haters, you oughta just drive a Miata.

Shot 16

19. Don't be dumb bro,
Always keep your love for your boys.
20. Don't think you need to be the guy crushing the keg
to prove that you're a true bro.
21. Cause them slobs just fill up on useless carbs,
and got abs that look like Honey Boo Boo's moms, and sh**t.

Shot 17

22. Yo, you gots to listen to your pops, right?
And don't be hatin on your moms cause she tries to set you up with 5's
23. But check this bro, for reals,
They ain't dumb, mang. They raised you up right, cuz!
24. Make sure your pops has mad respects for you, boy,
cause how your crew even gonna love your a** if your dad won't?
25. And if you show loves to your moms,
Women love that s**t bro, that's how you pull, straight up.

Shot 18

16. A'ight son, you feelin me yet?
You finally catching what I'm dropping here?
17. If you know a girl cheats, she gots to go.
Don't think you the one with the game to keep her true.
18. Because that phone of hers, the one you paying for?
She's using that to straight up call your room mate.

Shot 19

19. Oh, you hungover brah?
You feeling too sick to hit the gym today?
You dislocate your jaw fighting some dude who looked at your sister?
20. What you think was gonna happen bruh?
You drinking beer and liquor?
21. S**t, you were so hard up at the end of the night,
you was drinking Bicardi Razz,
Not even joking brah, my sister took pictures.
22. You know you act a damn fool when you get your drink on like that.
And then you f**k up our night, all trying to do d**b shit.
23. You thought all these girls was smiling at you,
When they was straight clowning you homie.
24. Then you all like, "I need my phone"
and you try and call like four ex girlfriends.
25. And you all like "I still love you" and "take me back"
Then you start yelling "If you got a new man, Imma beat his a**"
Thank your bros for taking your phone, jeah.
Cause you was finnin to do worse.

Brah-Verb 22 Part 2

Thirty shots of Bro-lighenment:

Shot 1

17. Straight up obey the Bro-hemians in your crew,
Let they knowledge soak in your body like Creatine.

18. Right, cause if you know the path to bro-lightenment,
your posse will always be rolling with you.

19. Check this; The Bro-ly spirit always has your back mang,
And He wants you to learn how to seriously bro down.

20. So set yourself son, for thirty shots,
where you'll get all the Brah-ledge you'll need, jeah?

21. And you'll learn what it means to be real,
so your bros know you're a playa that's always got their backs,
and not some punk b***h.

Shot 2

22. Don't clown some dude on the bench who can't even rack a hunnie,
and don't bogart the plates so he can't even lift.

23. Because if he's in the gym, he's a swoll-dier for Bro-hova,
and you know the Bro-ly One always got that spot.

Shot 3

24. Don't bro up with some clown who's always starting s**t,
because why you even wanna help him fight some bouncer?

25. Cause if that sucka gets you get a rep like that bro?
No club's even gonna let you in the door, child.

Shot 4

26. Don't even be that guy who shares love with his boys,
and is bro-hugging like it don't even mean nothing.

27. If you know deep down, he ain't got your back,
Because his girlfriend won't even let him out on the weekends.

Shot 5

28. Even if some older bros are listening to some old a** DMB,
Show respect to the bro-lden oldies of our people.

Shot 6

29. You know the best wingman in your crew?
He'll fly beside the playa who can pull,
not some chump who can't seal the deal.

Brah-Verb 22 Part 1

Advice for your Bro-ings On:

1. You get respect for being a good bro, not tossing Bennies in everyone's face
The respect of your crew is worth more than the thickest gold rope.

2. The baller and the skeez ain't that different,
The Bro-ly Spirit pumps both of them up.

3. A brah-stute bro gets out the club before he has to wreck someone's face,
while a dumb a** takes another hit of Patron and shoots his mouth off.

4. The Big Bro in the Sky doesn't want you to act like you're the s**t,
he respects you more when you're all chill.

5. Don't be a bro with a guy who checks out your boys' girlfriends,
he's just asking for an a** beating.

6. If you teach the code of bro-hood to the younger bros in your crew,
they'll uphold the ideal bro-totype long after you're out the game.

7. If your bro does you a solid, you gotta give him love in return,
If you owe him, you cannot truly bro him.

8. Don't get all mad and s**t over stupid f**k ups,
you're just getting your bros involved in drama they don't even want.

9. Ignoring all your haters,
is like getting a fist bump from the Bro-ly spirit.

10. Make an effort to get a** holes out of your crew,
and they'll take all of their bruh-lemmas with them.

11. When you show that you always have your bros backs,
even people outside of your crew will show you mad respect.

12. Jeh-Bro-vah has the back of respectful bros,
and is finnin' to wreck all the haters.

13. Your bro is a dick if he says "I hooked up with this dude's girl,
And now he's trying to find me!"

14. Don't even spend time with some chick who's always lying,
because even your bros can't save you from her bull s**t.

15. A young Bro-tege is prolly gonna f**k up some times,
it's not hateful to set his a** straight for his own good.

16, Whoever disses your crew to make himself look good,
and shows love to a bunch of haters,
will get his dumb a** checked soon enough.

Brah-Verb 17

1. Better a shortened leg day with your best bros
Than a shredding bench day with a pack of douches.

2. An awesome bro will stand by his bro when he gets punked
And share his Maxim like its not even his own subscription.

3. You may test your swoll on the bench,
But your God bro tests how really real you are.

4. A douche is a guy who's always talking s**t,
and then goes around being all fake.

5. It's wrong to be hating on a guy who can only put up 150 on the bench,
No need disrespecting a bro who's working on getting his.

6. Be good to your moms,
Don't be some knob she's afraid to show brag on to her friends.

7. Only idiots are always shooting off their mouths about bull s**t,
if you're going to be a boss, you gotta keeps it real.

8. Don't let some jerkoff in your crew just because he's always talking about how awesome you are,
he's the first to b***h out when you need him at your back.

9. And if someone who used to run junk on you suddenly tries to act cool,
he probably is just trying to hate on you behind your back to your boys.

10. Straight up styling on a sucka with yo game is better
than throwing hands on him, just because you're built.

11. Allowing a hater in your crew,
will just make your crew hate on each other.

12. Better to be a one man wolf pack,
than roll with a group with bull s**t drama like a bunch of chicks.

13, You'll never be sure if your bros have your back,
if you don't ALWAYS have theirs.

14. And you know starting s**t with a fellow bro just pisses everyone off,
So just bro hug it out before drama enters the crew.

15. Rolling with a hater, and talking s**t about a bro who has your back,
Is just straight up f*****g dumb dude.

16. And if you're stacking paper,
Don't go spending it on a bunch of stuck up chicks.

17. Show your bros love at all times,
Because a true bro reveals him self when s**t really goes down.

18. C'mon bro, you shouldn't leave your hot girlfriend alone with your best bros,
Because who knows if you can trust her.

19. Even if your boys are around, don't be starting dumb a** fights,
because you'll probably get jumped when your crew's not around.

20. Don't waste your time with a dick hater who doesn't stand by his bros.
He'll just tell lies and try to start s**t.

21. Don't make your pops lie about what you do for a living,
Because he's so ashamed at what a douche you are.

22. A good bro is like the Gatorade blast when you're hungover,
while a fake bro draws a dick on your face and texts it to his sister.

23. A jag bro does not put in on the bottle,
but tries to drink the whole damn thing.

24. A real bro puts his bros above all y'all,
while a fake bro blows off his crew to go shopping with his girlfriend.

25. Don't party at your parents house and leave the house to s**t,
Because if your moms cries, your pops will whoop that a**.

26. Always stand by your bro when people are telling lies about him,
Because you know that ain't even his baby.

27. Even if you're the smartest guy in the crew, don't be using big words and s**t,
let your swag do the talking.

28. Because even meathead douches have swag as long as they keep their damn mouths shut
so let your swoll speak for you.

Brah-Verb 3

Bro, lemme drop some knowledge on you
and give these words mad respect,
Cause this will give you extra years in the gym
as well as swoll your soul.

Always show love and be true to your bros.
Grip them like the bar on your 7th rep,
maybe even ink them on your pecs.
Because God looks out for a guy
Who looks after his bros.

So trust God, the ultimate bro,
Do not attempt to be your own wingman in life
But let God be your wingman for everything
You he will bring you mad hotties.

Trust your bro God to know what's best for you,
And He warns you to stay away from the haters.
Listening to God is like having cardio and lifting
in the same workout.

You gotta share your coin with your bros
If you buy table service, give your bro the first Jaegerbomb
Then everyone knows you're a'ight,
And the females will gravitate towards a generous bro.

And don't get all butt hurt if your Bro sets you straight
Don't hate them if they stop you acting like a fool.
Because true bros got your back,
and don't want you to end up in jail for some dumb s**t.

A real bro doesn't stay ignorant,
they write their paper before they party.
Because no one likes an idiot,
The ladies love a guy with knowledge
Plus, it makes your workouts more productive,
and helps you focus on gaining that tough mass,
So you'll look really good,
and everyone will be jelly of your sick arms.
And you will reach Bro-fillment
and every day will be like Friday night.
So don't be stupid,
or else everyone will hate you bro.

Because God ain't dumb brah,
he knows his s**t,
he invented Affliction shirts,
and armband tats.

So seriously bro, don't be be a loudmouth a** hole,
Think before you pop off,
because you can piss off the wrong guy
and if your bros aren't around to get your back,
you could get jumped in some club,
by some sorry a** haters who don't even lift.
But if you play it cool,
you can easily gank that punk's woman.
Because she wants a guy with huge traps,
and is only 6 hourse short of a soc degree.
As long as you stay true to your bros,
They always have your back, yo.

So don't hold out on your bros
when it's time to show them love.
Don't be like "Bro,
I'm in a dry spell, Imma take a run at that girl"
When you know your bro is also in a dry spell.
Don't talk s**t about your bro,
even if he pisses you off.
Don't even be hating on a bro,
when he always gives you mad props.

And don't start bulls**t fights,
just because you're swolled from the gym.

God didn't give you that tank top,
just to have some p***y tear it when you try to throw down.
What good is your face if it's all wrecked?
Guys with all of their teeth are the ones who pull.
God hates on the haters,
and he shows respect to those who are up at dawn, putting in work.
Suckers get shamed,
And true bros get props.