Brah-Verb 24

Shot 20

1. Shake off the haters, you feel?
Don't even think you wanna roll with them.
2. They just keep talking s**t about people, cuz,
and they'll get they a** kicked soon enough.

Shot 21

3. You build your crew through Brah-ledge,
and you only ride with the bros you tightest with.
4. And your crew will share mad respect,
and all the women will table up with y'all.

Shot 22

5. You chisel out that bod on the table, not on the bench,
Cause if you gonna get swolled up, you gotta know dat nutrition, son!
6. And if you're gonna get a serious pump,
you better have your bros on the spot.

Shot 23

7. Some guys just be too dumb to be true bros,
All you need to do is listen to the dumb a** shit they say.

Shot 24

8. Whoever gets behind your back and talks s**t
is a straight up hater, bruh.
9. And haters always show they true colors,
So don't even let them get you mad.

Shot 25

10. If you bail on your bros when they need you,
You a straight up busta, mang.
11. If someone is getting up in your bro's face,
You need to set him straight before the crew messes him up.
12. But if you're all like "I didn't even know the crew needed me, brah!"
the Bro-ly spirit knows you straight lying to your bros.
Your bros always got your back, and now they know you soft,
you think they gonna have your back next time?

Shot 26

13. Go ahead and get yourself a decent girl, jeah?
Because a fine woman is always bro-moted by your bros.
14. And your crew is tight like that relationship, kid.
And you needs to know, that you have to show love to both,
or else you'll wind up busted.

Shot 27

15. If your boy is about to pull a fine one,
don't roll up trying to block his piece.
16. Because even if you stomp his game, he'll rally,
but yo a** will still be going home, pud in hand.

Shot 28

17. Don't even be clowning on a hater,
when they finally get slapped, why you gotta laugh?
18. Bro-hova sees that s**t, and knows you a hater now,
and guess what, now you gonna get wrathed on, Bro-seph.

Shot 29

19. You don't even need to get all pissed at a jealous female,
even when suckers believe her bull s**t.
20. Because real bros won't pay her no mind,
and she'll be stuck trying to hit up some broke a** joke.

Shot 30

21. Respect the game and the Bro-ly spirit
and keep away from the haters and suckas.
22. Because they don't have no respect
And they buy all they clothes at Wal-Mart and s**t.

Additional Brah-ledge

23. This is also how you need to live, Ram-bro:

Don't always side with your woman
24. Cause if she be saying "You bros are hating on me", and you agree with her,
your boys will know that you put your screw before the crew.
25. Because true brahs won't run s**t about your woman,
unless they straight up tell it to your face, mang.

26. A true crew
Is like the highest of fives.

27. Put in work at the gym,
and fill out that shirt, Bro-sevelt.
Then you're ready to run game.

28. Don't turn against a bro, unless they straight up wronged you,
cause you supposed to have they back, Bro-meo.
29. Don't be like "I'm jelly that he's stacking paper."
Don't hit the bench if you can't lift the bar, bruh.

30. I'm rolling through the club packed with idiots,
they're all gaming up on butterfaces and trolls.
31. These cats have, like, no muscle definition,
and they dress like their moms is playing a sick joke on their a**
but they think they have game with a chickenhead hanging off them.
32. And I took the brah-poruntiy,
to learn some brah-ledge:
33. You think you too good to slip? You can chill for a day?
Just carb up and take a vacation from the gym, bro-heim?
34. No trip. You start losing your game, and it's already gone,
So don't bro-crastinate on your self.