Than a shredding bench day with a pack of douches.
2. An awesome bro will stand by his bro when he gets punked
And share his Maxim like its not even his own subscription.
3. You may test your swoll on the bench,
But your God bro tests how really real you are.
4. A douche is a guy who's always talking s**t,
and then goes around being all fake.
5. It's wrong to be hating on a guy who can only put up 150 on the bench,
No need disrespecting a bro who's working on getting his.
6. Be good to your moms,
Don't be some knob she's afraid to show brag on to her friends.
7. Only idiots are always shooting off their mouths about bull s**t,
if you're going to be a boss, you gotta keeps it real.
8. Don't let some jerkoff in your crew just because he's always talking about how awesome you are,
he's the first to b***h out when you need him at your back.
9. And if someone who used to run junk on you suddenly tries to act cool,
he probably is just trying to hate on you behind your back to your boys.
10. Straight up styling on a sucka with yo game is better
than throwing hands on him, just because you're built.
11. Allowing a hater in your crew,
will just make your crew hate on each other.
12. Better to be a one man wolf pack,
than roll with a group with bull s**t drama like a bunch of chicks.
13, You'll never be sure if your bros have your back,
if you don't ALWAYS have theirs.
14. And you know starting s**t with a fellow bro just pisses everyone off,
So just bro hug it out before drama enters the crew.
15. Rolling with a hater, and talking s**t about a bro who has your back,
Is just straight up f*****g dumb dude.
16. And if you're stacking paper,
Don't go spending it on a bunch of stuck up chicks.
17. Show your bros love at all times,
Because a true bro reveals him self when s**t really goes down.
18. C'mon bro, you shouldn't leave your hot girlfriend alone with your best bros,
Because who knows if you can trust her.
19. Even if your boys are around, don't be starting dumb a** fights,
because you'll probably get jumped when your crew's not around.
20. Don't waste your time with a dick hater who doesn't stand by his bros.
He'll just tell lies and try to start s**t.
21. Don't make your pops lie about what you do for a living,
Because he's so ashamed at what a douche you are.
22. A good bro is like the Gatorade blast when you're hungover,
while a fake bro draws a dick on your face and texts it to his sister.
23. A jag bro does not put in on the bottle,
but tries to drink the whole damn thing.
24. A real bro puts his bros above all y'all,
while a fake bro blows off his crew to go shopping with his girlfriend.
25. Don't party at your parents house and leave the house to s**t,
Because if your moms cries, your pops will whoop that a**.
26. Always stand by your bro when people are telling lies about him,
Because you know that ain't even his baby.
27. Even if you're the smartest guy in the crew, don't be using big words and s**t,
let your swag do the talking.
28. Because even meathead douches have swag as long as they keep their damn mouths shut
so let your swoll speak for you.
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