trying to start fights and s**t, just to act like he's all hard.
2. A guy like that doesn't want any brah-ledge,
but he finnin to tell you that he knows everything.
3. If you get all jelly, hate is gonna build in you,
and you get all butt hurt, and that'll straight wreck you dude.
4. If some guy is jelly of your game, you can't even trust the s**t he says,
but a true bro is rock solid...like these abs son!
5. Don't even give these punk a** douches the time of day,
because they presence poisons your bro-gram, like a carbo load.
6. A hater's mouth brings nothing but drama to the crew,
and his face invites a sock full of quarters in a dark corner.
7. That dude's mouth is gonna get him wrecked mang!
And that drama straight up bro-ffends the bro-ly spirit.
8. And don't let your bros start loving this drama neither, son,
y'all can't stand back while they bask in it like an hour of free tanning.
9. If you think you can just skip leg day and do cardio,
You fixin to wreck your pump, son.
10. The name of Bruh-hova keeps your bros tight,
and true bros come to you seeking brah-ledge
11. The haters thinks cash and cars will bring him respect,
but ain't no Benz tight enough to roll with them douches.
12. Before a guy gets wrecked, he struts around like he's all that,
but true brah-nor comes to those who put in work with the crew.
13. To turn on your bros before hearing them out?
That's straight trippin brah.
14. A bro can deal with getting shot down by some strange,
but getting your back stabbed by a bro, man, that's bro-pocalyptic
15. Your bro is solid if he's always seeking brah-ledge,
and the rest of your crew will reach for the highest of fives.
16. A fist bump shows your bros,
That you're a dude who likes to share the love, son.
17. You might believe some lies people be spreading about your bro,
until you talk to him, and he sets all that bull s**t straight.
18. Let the brah-ssembly handle a beef between you and your boy,
that keeps y'all from throwing hands and wrecking s**t up.
19. If your bro gets punked, you gotta help him set it straight, mang.
Bros united behind him can't even be stopped.
20. Your bros brah-sper from your respect and love, no homo.
Party on, cause you always have true bros behind you.
21. The s**t you say can either make a bro, or just wreck him.
People respect what a true bro says about his crew.
22. If you go and find yourself a decent woman who treats you right, jeah?
she'll get mad love from your bros, because they know what's good on you.
23. A young bro who's striving looks for a brah-pportunity,
while a hater just tries to clown that dude.
24. If you don't have good bros at your back, you'll get busted on,
but bros are like family, and they never let you struggle solo.
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