hit them weights hard to get your burn on, bruh.
2. But acting like you the s**t will just cause brah-blems,
know your role, and be part of the bro-lution.
3. Doing right by your bros is what gets you respect,
but hating on your boys gets you bounced from the crew.
4. Stacking all the paper in the world won't keep you from getting rolled on,
if you don't have bros at your back who love you, no homo.
5. Those who bro-bey these words will never get checked,
while liars and knobs are fixing to get dissed.
6. A righteous brah is always welcomed in the crib,
while the douche has a date with xHamster on Saturday night
7. Don't even matter how much coin you make brah,
#YOLO
8. A true Bro-hemian is backed by his bros when the s**t goes down,
while the haters get they face rearranged.
9. Haters always be telling lies to bring down your game,
but through brah-ledge, you keep that swiggity.
10. When your bro pulls a hottie, the crew goes off the chain,
and when the douche gets shot down, everyone's like "told ya".
11. Only by bringing in solid brahs, is a crew tight.
If you let in haters, you straight gonna drown in drama,
12. Never talk s**t about your bros to the crew,
even if they done wrong, you say it to his face if it needs saying.
13. Don't be the guy who rats out your bro to his girlfriend,
if she asks if he was with you, no matter what, he was with you.
14. Through lack of love, your bros fall apart.
bro-premancy is gained through respect in the crew.
15. Don't try and pick fights over some chick you just met.
grinding up on her on the floor don't make her your wife.
16. A woman who keeps it real with you is a keeper,
so why you gotta play just to hit it and quit it?
17. If you want respect, you have to give respect,
if you think you're the s**t just because you drive a Benz, it's gonna get keyed.
18. A real player isn't a guy who needs to lie to pull chicks,
if you have game, you can pull a good woman, not just crays and butterfaces.
19. A true bro-liever will be honored by his boys,
while a fake will get c**k punched.
20. Bruh-hova knows if you're flexing on your bros girl,
so don't be dumb, and treat her like your sister.
21. You gotta know, a hater will eventually get checked,
while those who show love rule the club.
22. Even if she hot, don't try and pull some chick who's banged half the crew,
After so many drinks, the bottle's gonna have backwash, brah.
23. Respecting your bros will earn you respect back,
while being fake will get you bounced like a fat kid playing dodge ball.
24. Whatever is yours, is also your bros'.
If you hold out on them, you'll get no love.
25. Because sharing is caring bruh,
and your boys will remember and always get your back.
26. It's just raw to never put in with your boys,
without it, how are you supposed to bro down?
27. Giving respect is a brah-pportunity to get respect,
and hating is she surest way to get brah-stracized.
28. If you think your cash is more important than your bros, that's a fail bruh.
Only those that put bros before dough are winning.
29. If you disrespect the crew, they ain't gonna have your back.
Because suckers can't roll with true bros.
30. The path to brah-sperity is obeying your bros,
a good bro is your wingman for the game called life, son.
31. Since a true bro gets so much love,
just think how dumb a haters is to ignore that s**t?
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