1. A'ight bro, when you finna to take a girl out,
ain't no excuse to cheat on your strength bro-gram.
2. So you think you're gonna start crushing carbs?
You might as well just go straight up cardio from now on, yo.
3. And don't even get tricked into splitting some dessert,
unless it's like pure protein, bro-tein.
Shot 8
4. Look mang, don't even be flashing your gold rope in front of haters.
Cause you ain't the hot s**t you think you is.
5. Cause if you swag too hard on some dude strappin,
that rope might just take a walk with him bruh,
and ain't none of your boys trying to get shot over your dumb a** chain.
Shot 9
6. Brah, if your bro bought a bottle to share with the ladies,
don't even be trying to drink on that, you feel me?
7. You don't wanna be the cat,
who is trying to scavenge in our bro-ings on.
He be all like, "You needs to hit this bro!",
but his a** didn't even put in.
8. Cause then your boy who bought it will think you trippin,
plus, all the girlies will dry up. Damn!
Shot 10
9. Don't even waste your time with b***h a** haters,
cause they just try and tear down that swiggity.
Shot 11
10. No need to hate on older bros,
or even one man wolfpacks who roll without a crew,
11. Cause check it, the Bro-ly spirit rolls with them,
If they game strong enough.
Shot 12
12. Yo, your bros know what's best for you, jeah?
so let them lay down their Brah-ledge.
Shot 13
13. If one of your bros gets out of line, you gotta check his a**
He ain't gonna lose respect if you the one who sets him straight.
14. Because if you let him start s**t with the crew,
He's prolly gonna get that a** whooped on.
Shot 14
15. A'ight son, if you take the brah-pportunity to learn from your bros,
Then you will get much love from me, no homo.
16. And you will get all that respect from yo boys,
when you prove yourself to the crew.
Shot 15
17. Even if they got you all mad, don't try and be a hater, bruh.
Because Bro-hova doesn't have time to deal with hateful bull s**t.
18. Because your place is witch yo boys, k?
And if you roll with haters, you oughta just drive a Miata.
Shot 16
19. Don't be dumb bro,
Always keep your love for your boys.
20. Don't think you need to be the guy crushing the keg
to prove that you're a true bro.
21. Cause them slobs just fill up on useless carbs,
and got abs that look like Honey Boo Boo's moms, and sh**t.
Shot 17
22. Yo, you gots to listen to your pops, right?
And don't be hatin on your moms cause she tries to set you up with 5's
23. But check this bro, for reals,
They ain't dumb, mang. They raised you up right, cuz!
24. Make sure your pops has mad respects for you, boy,
cause how your crew even gonna love your a** if your dad won't?
25. And if you show loves to your moms,
Women love that s**t bro, that's how you pull, straight up.
Shot 18
16. A'ight son, you feelin me yet?
You finally catching what I'm dropping here?
17. If you know a girl cheats, she gots to go.
Don't think you the one with the game to keep her true.
18. Because that phone of hers, the one you paying for?
She's using that to straight up call your room mate.
Shot 19
19. Oh, you hungover brah?
You feeling too sick to hit the gym today?
You dislocate your jaw fighting some dude who looked at your sister?
20. What you think was gonna happen bruh?
You drinking beer and liquor?
21. S**t, you were so hard up at the end of the night,
you was drinking Bicardi Razz,
Not even joking brah, my sister took pictures.
22. You know you act a damn fool when you get your drink on like that.
And then you f**k up our night, all trying to do d**b shit.
23. You thought all these girls was smiling at you,
When they was straight clowning you homie.
24. Then you all like, "I need my phone"
and you try and call like four ex girlfriends.
25. And you all like "I still love you" and "take me back"
Then you start yelling "If you got a new man, Imma beat his a**"
Thank your bros for taking your phone, jeah.
Cause you was finnin to do worse.
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