Shot 1
17. Straight up obey the Bro-hemians in your crew,
Let they knowledge soak in your body like Creatine.
18. Right, cause if you know the path to bro-lightenment,
your posse will always be rolling with you.
19. Check this; The Bro-ly spirit always has your back mang,
And He wants you to learn how to seriously bro down.
20. So set yourself son, for thirty shots,
where you'll get all the Brah-ledge you'll need, jeah?
21. And you'll learn what it means to be real,
so your bros know you're a playa that's always got their backs,
and not some punk b***h.
Shot 2
22. Don't clown some dude on the bench who can't even rack a hunnie,
and don't bogart the plates so he can't even lift.
23. Because if he's in the gym, he's a swoll-dier for Bro-hova,
and you know the Bro-ly One always got that spot.
Shot 3
24. Don't bro up with some clown who's always starting s**t,
because why you even wanna help him fight some bouncer?
25. Cause if that sucka gets you get a rep like that bro?
No club's even gonna let you in the door, child.
Shot 4
26. Don't even be that guy who shares love with his boys,
and is bro-hugging like it don't even mean nothing.
27. If you know deep down, he ain't got your back,
Because his girlfriend won't even let him out on the weekends.
Shot 5
28. Even if some older bros are listening to some old a** DMB,
Show respect to the bro-lden oldies of our people.
Shot 6
29. You know the best wingman in your crew?
He'll fly beside the playa who can pull,
not some chump who can't seal the deal.
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